Yes, that was me full-on LOLing at my desk.
Roosevelt Island Public Safety Report.
Seriously, that’s all it said.
Ryan, to the tune of “December 1963 (Oh What a Night)”
Because someday, I’m going to want to remember this “big, brown office” canon, and that concept album may never come out.
500 Days of Summer
Walked in the door, turned on the TV, greeted by this quote. I don’t believe it. My whole belief system is based on this being completely and thoroughly untrue.