Mary J. Blige is a national treasure.
J. Lo: In the beginning, three punks created a rock masterpiece called American Idiot.
Dollie: I don't think that was the beginning of anything.
Como se dice ‘fucking disgusting’?– Zane Lamprey, “Three Sheets”
“Employee Appreciation” free tickets, and I wasn’t invited. Is it because they know I’d be here working instead? HA! So funny, so sad.
I love multiple question marks (?????) in work emails. They are a handy guide to just how many times I should stab you once I get a knife.
More sad news. “Gangsta Bitch” is still my wedding song. RT @mtvnews: Rapper Apache Dies http://bit.ly/6kuVqx
Why did Neil Young have to play “Long May You Run”? Now I’m totally going to cry.
Would just like to state for the record, if Kotalik needs a place to stay, he is welcome to come around my way, LL style. That is all.
Kid on the V train this morning looked alarmingly like Justin Bieber. More cuteness, less chowdah, but same stupid hair.
“It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, & I think that’s pretty important.” Dr MLK Jr
RT @mxjustinbond: Quentin Tarantino should star as “Madame” in the biopic, “Wayland Flowers and Madame”.
Another hockey heartbreak #nyrwtf
I can see you in a new group that sings Spandau Ballet type music.– Randy Jackson
Thrush Hermit reunion tickets already on sale for the 3/25 Ottawa show: http://www.ticketmaster.ca/artist/1398465 I’ve got mine.
www.yele.org www.care.org www.redcross.org www.directrelief.org...– @crz
hot diggity dollie: best graffiti ever? →
(via Hot Diggity Dollie)
Gay Pimpin’, I’ll be lost without...
It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of...– Conan O’Brien is not shady, just fierce.
Watching old concerts I shot, and hearing myself shriek isn’t as awful as I remembered. “This is called ‘Violent Dreams’” “AAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Got a call from one of my favorite musicians - also performer of my ringtone song. Luckily, the ringer was off, else my mind may have blown.
This is either the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages, or - no, it’s definitely the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.
… And it isn’t just talk talk talk #songofthenight
Rum-free night. Mojito Loco closed for renovations. Instead, Radebergers at La Brique with Dollo y @thankuelfano. 2morrow, apt viewing. #ack
ACK! What if it is @thankuelfano ‘s video dolls coming to haunt me?! http://www.twitvid.com/0958F
Dollie: I taped that Kotalik interview for you.
Jane: Was he a sexydoodle?
Dollie: I watched it, but I don't remember what he said.
Jane: Did he say he was going to stick it to me?
Dollie: He might have.
RT @hkygrl12: sean avery is awesome. know it. embrace it. love it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiTHCEgFjz4
Work dudes talking about going to Culture Club 10 yrs ago. Now presuming they were anyone I yelled at / threatened. Not that I do that. Much
http://twitvid.com/0958F - @thankuelfano Seriously one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.
Inferiority. Even when Devils are winning, they’re nothing. RT @MissVirgo: Why do Devils fans chant “rangers suck” when not playing NYR?
Whooo! Go USA! Also, when Henrik Lundqvist says “Hockey is for everyone” on that NHL ad, I die. #wjc #hottestmanalive
Dollie has found the Syracuse Nostalgia YouTube account. It’s pretty terrific.
Kotalik trying to win me back with that goal / interview. But I’d reassigned my pretend love to @zanelamprey. Between Czech & a hard place.
Dollie won’t stop singing the Industrial Color Labs jingle.
Rangers! Consider this your stern talking-to: I will cut you all if you lose.
Hard work helps women fit in and gain a measure of security. And because it...– The Huffington Post’s Sleep Challenge 2010: Women, It’s Time to Sleep Our Way to the Top. Literally.
Dollie on Secrets of Aspen: “Oh, it’s ‘The Hills’ with old bitches.” Bingo!