tonight, and tonight only. whoo →
I finally bought the Sloan EP Hit & Run but I haven’t listened yet. No idea why I’m putting it off, surely it’s very great, but I better get cracking. Sloan is playing on Monday at Maxwell’s in…
SNY’s Beer Money is driving me to drink. Where do they find these idiots?
Why am i still awake? →
Yes, I am exhausted from all the cooking and eating and cleaning up. But if you don’t understand why I’m still up, you’ve never watched tv with my mom. I really should be taping this. I ache of…
I can’t get my head off the ground →
Tomorrow, there is a lot to do. Many thinks to cook and serve. Many things to eat and drink. But all I want to do is sleep.
Busy travel day, etc. I get it. But I’m really not sure how that translates to the A train being a complete fiasco.
I love the Muppets. Love love love. And yet, this was about 50,000 times better than I was expecting. Seriously.
Found gorgeous Brussels sprouts for $1.49/lb. Thursday’s dinner is saved. Thanks, giving!
Crying for compassion – it don’t come for free →
My team is up 7-3 in the 3rd, my bed is calling and my eyes are closing. I put in 11.5 hours of work and 1.5 hours on the subway. I completely – inadvertently – ignored Brian Leetch (yeah, that…
I’ve learned a very valuable lesson: Drinking too many mimoas because you don’t like the waiter doesn’t show him, it only shows you.
Agreed!! RT @fffaw: @thankUelfano I’m convinced that doing this more often is the path to true happiness. Maybe Max will even join us
Ouch. My brain stem hurts. #drinkingtoomanymimosasonlyteachesbadwaiteralessoninyoursuckmind
Standing in W. Village at marc jacobs (again). Abusing children. Kid: this line is horrible. Me: you’re horrible. Get a comb, rugrat.
it looks like he’s carrying Kinnear into the... →
Today, I cried with hysterical – and I mean hysterical – laughter while watching a recent episode of “Parks and Recreation.” I might be unstable. Can you guess my favorite bit? No, right BEFORE the…
it’s hard to love →
I can’t believe “Praying for Time” was a hit song. It’s such an incredible downer. That said, there’s a time and a place for an incredible downer, and while I’m not on one, I did totally cry on the…
Someone should develop Snuggies that are suitable for the office. A lovely Donegal tweed, perhaps? PS Freezing in here.
Greetings, Princess – It is I, Carlos the Dwarf →
James Franco makes his “General Hospital” premiere tomorrow. I’ve lost touch with “GH” over the years – once in a while I’ll check in to see what’s happening – or when there’s a big event, like the…
Dear @Sephora, All I want for the holidays this year is Smashbox Lights, Camera, Action Blockbuster Kit. #SephoraClaus
Looking for some action, fumbling with the keys →
Ok, so I’ve already found a few dream apartments on Craigslist- great locations, reasonable amenities, good prices. Only I can’t move until February. Should I stop looking / torturing myself?I…
Cosign! RT @RenovationThrpy: I’d crawl through broken glass for Johnny, but that cover photo on People Magazine is NOT hot.