February 2013
2 posts
Mr. Singh inspires me to be a better person. So far, not so much. But I will keep trying.
billyeichner:
Mr. Singh, possibly our favorite contestant ever, gets Quizzed in the Face!
December 2012
1 post
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October 2012
2 posts
2 tags
Maybe we should meet more often. Alone.
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Something either taken out of context, or preluding a sexual harassment suit. (via clientsfromhell)
UNLOCKED MY DOOR TONIGHT NOT 20 MINUTES AGO RECALLING A STORY WITH THIS VERY SAME LINE STARRING [name withheld] from [band withheld] BACK WHEN HE USED TO BE TOTALLY FUN.
August 2012
3 posts
July 2012
6 posts
June 2012
14 posts
1 tag
May 2012
16 posts
nice dog
Aubree: Katy Perry is a dog
Me: But she likes you. You should say nice things about her.
Aubree: Katy Perry is a nice dog.
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April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
4 posts
Band: (playing Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You)
Me: ...
Promoter: Are you here for [Britpop party] Feeling Gloomy?
Me: Yes. This doesn't seem like it.
Promoter: The band ran over. We'll start in 10 minutes.
Me: Ahhh.