Mr. Singh inspires me to be a better person. So far, not so much. But I will keep trying. billyeichner: Mr. Singh, possibly our favorite contestant ever, gets Quizzed in the Face!
Maybe we should meet more often. Alone.– Something either taken out of context, or preluding a sexual harassment suit. (via clientsfromhell) UNLOCKED MY DOOR TONIGHT NOT 20 MINUTES AGO RECALLING A STORY WITH THIS VERY SAME LINE STARRING [name withheld] from [band withheld] BACK WHEN HE USED TO BE TOTALLY FUN.
Aubree: Katy Perry is a dog
Me: But she likes you. You should say nice things about her.
Aubree: Katy Perry is a nice dog.
Band: (playing Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You)
Promoter: Are you here for [Britpop party] Feeling Gloomy?
Me: Yes. This doesn't seem like it.
Promoter: The band ran over. We'll start in 10 minutes.